Wild About Math! Making Math fun and accessible

17Dec/0963

Cool caption crafting contest

Happy Holidays, everyone!

I'll give $20 as an Amazon gift card (or PayPal cash) to whoever, in my opinion, comes up with the best caption for the image below. Click on the image to gain the full, mind-boggling, effect. The small piece of the image you see here doesn't do the picture justice.

Leave your submission as a comment and make sure to put your email in the email field of the comment form so I can contact you if I like your caption best.

Contest ends 12/31/2009. Have fun!

Hat tip to Cliff Pickover for the tweet pointing to the image.

Filed under: Fun Leave a comment
Comments (63) Trackbacks (2)
  1. “Any questions?”

  2. …and that wraps up #2. Any questions? Good. Numbers 3 to 10 for homework. Careful, #7 is less straightforward.

  3. That’s great, professor. But this is “Intro to Shakespeare.”

  4. “And so, dear friends, I’ve finally proof that the set of men who understand women is empty”.

  5. What’s really incredible, class, is that Mr. Fermat was able to fit this into the margin of a book page…

  6. “And that’s the formula for how I grew stretchy legs that let me reach the top of the blackboard”

  7. Now we’ll look at some exceptions…

  8. “All the work here can be summarized as 1+1=2. But we have had to do the demonstration to be sure about it.

  9. “All the work here can be summarized as 1+1=2. But we have had to do the demonstration to be sure about it.

  10. And thus I think we can conclude that “7″ is prime.

  11. If your not following at this point, you probably should drop the class.

  12. “Pop Quiz! What number did I leave out? You have 15 minutes. Begin.”

  13. “And so it can easily be shown that…”

  14. “Well, duh!”

  15. Please, don’t pull my leg, where is the ladder?

  16. “And that’s why this chalk is the best dust-free chalk there is”

  17. Now for the complex equations tomorrow!

  18. The rest may be found in Federer’s book on Geometric Measure Theory.

  19. So, as I said, it’s obvious.

    (2nd go round. Can’t resist. Great captions so far.)

  20. … and now maybe one of you will be able to invent a board capable of saving all this work. That certainly would be a smart board.

  21. Any questions? Good! Now, are there any volunteers to clean the blackboard?

  22. at which point God said, “let there be light” and it was thus….

  23. “Um, I’m sorry professor, but I think you made a mistake in line one.”

  24. “All of this will be on the final… and I mean all of it!”

  25. How about: “I stole this shot from a Coen Brothers movie” ?

  26. Welcome to Undergrad Physics in One Semester. I don’t expect you to understand anything on the board, just the Calc behind it.

  27. Lost in shapes

  28. “Can anyone please erase the blackboard before we begin? ¬¬ I hate physicists…”

  29. “OK, I have told you I like the blackboard to be blank when I start a lecture. Who has written this dribble?”

  30. And that, folks, is the secret formula for Coca-Cola. Don’t tell them I told you!

  31. “The small piece of the image you see here doesn’t do the picture justice.”

  32. “I know most of you have heard this class is an easy A…”

  33. Its not like its rocket science!

  34. Could I move a bit? I thought you said,”Could I prove it?”

  35. “No, these notes will NOT be available on my course website.”

  36. I want whoever erased my chicken noodle soup recipe to realize that this is vandalism and I WILL be pressing charges to the fullest!

  37. Hiya,

    Not sure how to leave a general comment.

    Wanted to pass along that you might like this post.

    http://blogontheuniverse.org/2009/12/18/lets-ban-english-in-school-except-in-english-class/

    If you do can you help spread the word? You in fact might like Blog on the Universe given the blend of math, science and education.

    Jeff Goldstein, Center Director
    National Center for Earth and Space Science Education

  38. Yes, this will be on the test!

  39. My caption: “Is there a shortcut?!”

  40. All right class, before leaving you need to copy all notes down and clean up the board. These notes will not be avalible online.

  41. “Do you guys like my new roll-up curtain design?”

  42. Thus we see that Hercules actually does overtake the tortoise.

  43. Where is that “Good Will Hunting” guy? I know he’s responsible for this!

  44. Dang, I hate having to teach my Western Civ. class immediately after one of Dr. Euler’s lectures.

  45. lol. This image should be on the cover of a math book, (sub)titled:

    Introduction to Mathematics I

  46. Students complain of rushed lecturing as contact hours are reduced.

  47. Tuition: $2000
    Laptop: $1200
    Books: $300
    Enough paper & pencil to write all this down: $15
    Having a professor with go-go-gadget-arms: priceless

  48. … With me so far? Cool!

  49. “Are you following? Good! Let’s continue.”

  50. “Damn, we’ve run out of space.”


Leave a comment