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Cool caption crafting contest
Happy Holidays, everyone!
I'll give $20 as an Amazon gift card (or PayPal cash) to whoever, in my opinion, comes up with the best caption for the image below. Click on the image to gain the full, mind-boggling, effect. The small piece of the image you see here doesn't do the picture justice.

Leave your submission as a comment and make sure to put your email in the email field of the comment form so I can contact you if I like your caption best.
Contest ends 12/31/2009. Have fun!
Hat tip to Cliff Pickover for the tweet pointing to the image.
December 17th, 2009 - 12:30
“Any questions?”
December 17th, 2009 - 12:33
…and that wraps up #2. Any questions? Good. Numbers 3 to 10 for homework. Careful, #7 is less straightforward.
December 17th, 2009 - 12:41
That’s great, professor. But this is “Intro to Shakespeare.”
December 17th, 2009 - 12:52
“And so, dear friends, I’ve finally proof that the set of men who understand women is empty”.
December 17th, 2009 - 12:58
What’s really incredible, class, is that Mr. Fermat was able to fit this into the margin of a book page…
December 17th, 2009 - 12:58
“And that’s the formula for how I grew stretchy legs that let me reach the top of the blackboard”
December 17th, 2009 - 12:59
Now we’ll look at some exceptions…
December 17th, 2009 - 13:04
“All the work here can be summarized as 1+1=2. But we have had to do the demonstration to be sure about it.
December 17th, 2009 - 13:04
“All the work here can be summarized as 1+1=2. But we have had to do the demonstration to be sure about it.
December 17th, 2009 - 13:10
And thus I think we can conclude that “7″ is prime.
December 17th, 2009 - 13:10
If your not following at this point, you probably should drop the class.
December 17th, 2009 - 13:13
“Pop Quiz! What number did I leave out? You have 15 minutes. Begin.”
December 17th, 2009 - 13:29
“And so it can easily be shown that…”
December 17th, 2009 - 13:33
“Well, duh!”
December 17th, 2009 - 13:35
Please, don’t pull my leg, where is the ladder?
December 17th, 2009 - 14:35
“And that’s why this chalk is the best dust-free chalk there is”
December 17th, 2009 - 14:52
Now for the complex equations tomorrow!
December 17th, 2009 - 15:17
The rest may be found in Federer’s book on Geometric Measure Theory.
December 17th, 2009 - 15:54
So, as I said, it’s obvious.
(2nd go round. Can’t resist. Great captions so far.)
December 17th, 2009 - 16:55
… and now maybe one of you will be able to invent a board capable of saving all this work. That certainly would be a smart board.
December 17th, 2009 - 17:22
Any questions? Good! Now, are there any volunteers to clean the blackboard?
December 17th, 2009 - 17:46
at which point God said, “let there be light” and it was thus….
December 17th, 2009 - 18:16
“Um, I’m sorry professor, but I think you made a mistake in line one.”
December 17th, 2009 - 18:45
“All of this will be on the final… and I mean all of it!”
December 17th, 2009 - 19:59
How about: “I stole this shot from a Coen Brothers movie” ?
December 17th, 2009 - 22:08
Welcome to Undergrad Physics in One Semester. I don’t expect you to understand anything on the board, just the Calc behind it.
December 17th, 2009 - 22:38
Lost in shapes
December 18th, 2009 - 00:32
“Can anyone please erase the blackboard before we begin? ¬¬ I hate physicists…”
December 18th, 2009 - 02:06
“OK, I have told you I like the blackboard to be blank when I start a lecture. Who has written this dribble?”
December 18th, 2009 - 02:11
And that, folks, is the secret formula for Coca-Cola. Don’t tell them I told you!
December 18th, 2009 - 06:02
“The small piece of the image you see here doesn’t do the picture justice.”
December 18th, 2009 - 11:28
“I know most of you have heard this class is an easy A…”
December 18th, 2009 - 12:19
Its not like its rocket science!
December 18th, 2009 - 12:56
Could I move a bit? I thought you said,”Could I prove it?”
December 18th, 2009 - 13:02
“No, these notes will NOT be available on my course website.”
December 18th, 2009 - 15:03
I want whoever erased my chicken noodle soup recipe to realize that this is vandalism and I WILL be pressing charges to the fullest!
December 18th, 2009 - 18:52
Hiya,
Not sure how to leave a general comment.
Wanted to pass along that you might like this post.
http://blogontheuniverse.org/2009/12/18/lets-ban-english-in-school-except-in-english-class/
If you do can you help spread the word? You in fact might like Blog on the Universe given the blend of math, science and education.
Jeff Goldstein, Center Director
National Center for Earth and Space Science Education
December 19th, 2009 - 08:14
Yes, this will be on the test!
December 19th, 2009 - 08:42
My caption: “Is there a shortcut?!”
December 19th, 2009 - 10:29
All right class, before leaving you need to copy all notes down and clean up the board. These notes will not be avalible online.
December 19th, 2009 - 10:48
“Do you guys like my new roll-up curtain design?”
December 19th, 2009 - 13:37
Thus we see that Hercules actually does overtake the tortoise.
December 19th, 2009 - 16:17
Where is that “Good Will Hunting” guy? I know he’s responsible for this!
December 19th, 2009 - 17:02
Dang, I hate having to teach my Western Civ. class immediately after one of Dr. Euler’s lectures.
December 20th, 2009 - 05:57
lol. This image should be on the cover of a math book, (sub)titled:
Introduction to Mathematics I
December 20th, 2009 - 10:35
Students complain of rushed lecturing as contact hours are reduced.
December 20th, 2009 - 13:20
Tuition: $2000
Laptop: $1200
Books: $300
Enough paper & pencil to write all this down: $15
Having a professor with go-go-gadget-arms: priceless
December 20th, 2009 - 23:37
… With me so far? Cool!
December 21st, 2009 - 13:18
“Are you following? Good! Let’s continue.”
December 21st, 2009 - 14:57
“Damn, we’ve run out of space.”