22Sep/112
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar …
From Instapundit
Math joke from Anna, the bartender and civil engineering student: an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”
Hat tip to Algut Runeman at MathFuture.
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September 22nd, 2011 - 11:51
I sent it to my department with a few minor modifications:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender she wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says she wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You folks need to learn your limits.”
September 22nd, 2011 - 20:26
A convergent geometric progression series infinite in length. Nice.